Enantiodromia from the San Francisco Bay Area chimes in on Formula 420 pipe cleaner – glass metal ceramic cleanser 12oz:
This stuff will clean the dankiest, grodiest, resiniest, stinkiest, stickyiest, grossest, nastiest smoking device you can throw at it, and make it look brand spanking new, in just a few minutes, with very minimal effort.
Once you are done, simply put the magic blue juice and sand back into the original bottle and use again and again. Of course, in the state of mind you will probably be in when using this product, you may spill half of this wonder juice down your sink, but it’s cool man… it smells like Orange Julius! No joke, this is one of the best smelling liquids you will ever find.
How does it work? No idea. Maybe its NanoParticles. Maybe it harnesses the power of sun spots. It’s possible it opens a wormhole that takes Wesley Pipes back to the day you bought it. Probably though, it’s some very strong alcohol and gritty sand, but whatever, it’s fun to dream.
I don’t know where monkeys come from, I don’t know what they eat, I don’t know how monkeys reproduce, but I do know one thing… wait, what?
I think he missed the part about not inhaling it.
