Donald Trump’s Seven-Year-Old Son Moisturizes With Mom’s Caviar Lotion

Donald Trump‘s son Barron is used to a certain standard of living. Apparently, that includes moisturizing daily with caviar lotion.

The seven-year-old is reportedly a fan of Caviar Complex C6 moisturizer, a product coincidentally from mom Melania Trump’s new beauty line. Mama Trump tells ABC News:

“It smells very, very fresh. I put it on him from head to toe. He likes it!”

Hm.

Melania Trump has been busy flogging her beauty line. In a press release for the posh products, the 42-year-old says:

“For more than a decade I have researched and worked with top chemists to identify a new anti-aging treatment – the result of which is my debut skin care collection.”

Caviar is apparently a “key ingredient” in much of the new products. The caviar used in Trump’s line comes from a sturgeon farm in the South of France. But that’s quite dull. What we (and Barron’s schoolmates) really want to know more about is little Barron’s style. Melania?

“He’s not a sweatpants child, he doesn’t mind putting on a suit – but not every day – and he likes to dress up in a tie sometimes like Daddy.

“He has a lot of energy and is very cute. I call him ‘Mini-Donald.’ He’s my priority.”

The Trump clan will soon have another child to embarrass dote over. Melania’s stepdaughter Ivanka Trump announced this week she was expecting a second child with husband Jared Kushner. Tweeting the news on Thursday, Ivanka gushed:

More babies in The Donald’s household may not happen though. Melania says:

“I don’t like to say never, but my life is very busy. We are happy and my hands are full with my two boys — my big boy and my little boy!”