Nancy Pelosi ‘Disgusted’ Over Secret Service Hooker Scandal

Following the salacious tale of several Secret Service agents consorting with paid sex workers during a conference in Colombia, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi has said the incident is “disgusting,” a “disgrace,” “disconcerting,” and added that the alleged actions on the part of the Secret Service agents was “every D-word you can think of.”

(Douchey. Nancy Pelosi wanted to say “douchey,” but she can’t because she’s Nancy Pelosi, so I’m saying it for her. It was Jersey Shore four-popped-collars-level douchey.) Pelosi admitted she had not been briefed on the specifics of the scandal in which 10 Secret Service agents along with 10 military personnel were accused of engaging in injudicious behavior involving prostitutes, though the full picture is still unfolding.

Pelosi said:

“It’s a stunning thing. It’s actually disgusting. There has to be an investigation to see how this could have happened and those responsible should have to pay a price. Those people who are responsible have brought disgrace and it’s disgusting.”

The California Dem continued:

“I don’t see how those who are involved in this should be able to continue with their work… Disgusting, disconcerting, every D-word you can think of. But it is nonetheless something that needs to be looked at right away, because the security of the president is immediate and that can’t be put on a back burner.

So I think that those responsible should report what they know, and if that’s not satisfactory then we reserve the right to go forward on it.”

Secret Service Scandal Colombia

The scandal on which Nancy Pelosi is commenting (that is likely to cost at least 11 members of the elite guard their jobs) allegedly stemmed from a disagreement between one of the men and one of the sex workers as to the cost of the evening’s activities.