Checking your husband's collar for lipstick and smelling his clothes for perfume did nothing to allay the concerns of a wife in Port St Lucie. So she asked her husband if she could sniff his trouser snake.
This is where it get ugly, even uglier than genital sniffing. Police have issued an arrest warrant for the husband of three years because he bashed his wife in response to the request to whack out his penis so she could get a whiff.
The 37-year-old victim wife told police investigators her husband punched her face and kicked her arms and legs.
According to the police report (because we could not make this stuff up):
The victim said she told her 25-year-old husband as he used the restroom "to display his penis to her so that she can smell it," the report states.
She said she asked him to show his genital area so she could determine whether he was cheating with another woman.
As she went to sniff her husband's penis, he reportedly punched her mouth and started to kick her when she was on the floor. The husband then fled the scene.
TC Palm is reporting that since police issued a warrant for the husband's arrest the wife has become uncooperative. Police haven't found him. He is probably living with his girlfriend.