[VIDEO] Calling all man-children: PlayStation 3 assault rifle coming

Do you miss the innocent orange and gray charms of the NES Zapper? Well TOUGH CRAP, because all you’re getting now from your console gun peripherals is this takes-itself-far-too-seriously PS3 assault rifle, targeting the lucrative slavering gun-lovin’ rednecks market.

This PlayStation 3 gun controller by CTA Digital will set you back $65, and even makes pew pew noises when not being used to play a game. Here’s the trailer, which you should prepare to watch from behind your own fingers:

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