Play Megan Fox on Xbox Live this weekend
From the archive: published Aug 26, 2009, 17 years ago. Details may have changed since.
Megan Fox might be many things (such as freaky-thumbed, immature, and topless), but she’s also brave. Incredibly brave.
This weekend, Fox will be dipping her celebrity toe in the disgusting, polluted waters of Xbox Live, mingling with the various racists / homophobes / insecure, horny teens that appear everywhere on Microsoft’s online gaming service.
Obviously, she’s doing this for a massive pile of cash. Also, she’ll only be playing one specific title, the multi-coloned Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen: The Game. Is that game even worth playing? Not really. Will this news still result in half a million horny fanboys snapping up a copy for the weekend? Uh, yes. Some canny marketing there, Activision.
So there you go: if you’ve ever wanted to trade “ Yo Mama ” jokes with Megan Fox, she’ll be on Xbox Live this Sunday at 3:00 Pacific, using the Gamertag “Megan Fox 2009.” Let’s all behave ourselves, okay? Maybe then we can maintain Xbox Live’s reputation as a friendly, welcoming community, full of well-mannere – haha, I’m sorry, I couldn’t finish that sentence.