Someone made a damn boat accessory for your Xbox

That’s it. Gaming accessories have finally gone beyond parody. I don’t want to suggest Atomic Accessories are plumbing new depths here, but I have a feeling the ‘Game Boat’ could be the most awful/hilarious/awful/hilarious again gaming accessory yet.

Still, ideal for that one minigame in Kinect Adventures. And for, er, being a boat:

“Game Boat is de facto the first accessory for the peripheral which doesn’t need any. The first product in the Play On™ line-up brings the entertainment of Kinect Adventures™ game out of the tv set, directly in your living room! Game it Real™! With this real-size replica of Kinect Adventures™’s awesome dinghy. Ideal to comfortably play in 2 gamers simultaneously, still without being clumsy in the living room. Easily inflated in a few minutes through the practical pump (included). Game Boat™ can also be used in the watyr [sic], at the sea or at the pool, by children and adults.”

Masterful. Utterly masterful.

[Atomic Accessories, via Joystiq]