Woman rushed to hospital from Woods home on “advanced life support”

Has Tiger Woods lost his damn mind?

A TV station local to Tiger Woods’ home in Windemere, FL caught a scene last night in which a woman (only described as blonde) was removed from the home by paramedics, reportedly on “advanced life support.” Fire/rescue spokeswoman Genevieve Latham confirmed to ABC that the woman was taken to Health Central Hospital, but did not confirm details of her identity or condition. The local ABC affiliate reports that a Cadillac Escalade with plates similar to those on the vehicle Woods was driving the night of his accident and possible run in with a set of golf clubs followed the ambulance to the hospital, and was also driven by “a blonde woman.”

The identity of both women is a mystery, but reports also indicate that Elin Nordegren’s mother and twin sister have come to stay with Nordegren in the wake of the revelation of Tiger’s very many supposed mistresses. Back in Mrs. Woods’ home country of Sweden, there are reports that she purchased a $2m home known as Faglaro Mansion, located on a small island reachable by ferry from Stockholm.