No, Bill O’Reilly Did Not Attack A Santa For Saying ‘Happy Holidays’

Bill O’Reilly, a popular talking head over at Fox, has been known in the past to lament the “War On Christmas” and the increasing secularization of a holiday that was once solely the domain of Christians celebrating the birth of Christ — but a story circulating social media right now claiming the O’Reilly Factor host attacked a Macy’s Santa for saying “Happy Holidays” is not true.

The “Bill O’Reilly attacks Santa” story is one that stems from a well known satire site — but like withThe Onion, not everyone is in on the joke. And in this day and age, the impulse to share with friends rather than fact-checking first has enabled the tale pegging Bill O’Reilly as a Christmas-avenging vigilante hellbent on saving Midtown from a Christ-less Santa is one that managed to gain legs.

Several news-oriented pages in my own feed have shared the story titled “Bill O’Reilly Arrested For Assaulting Department Store Santa,” a deceptively well-written and news-like piece that describes a scene of Christmas carnage at Macy’s Herald Square.

According to the piece, O’Reilly became enraged while doing some final Christmas shopping and lashed out at the mall Santa:

“… the 63-year old conservative pundit was shopping at the venerated Manhattan landmark for a last-minute Christmas gift and became enraged when the on-site Santa wished him ‘Happy Holidays’ instead of ‘Merry Christmas.’… Witnesses say that after a brief argument O’Reilly punched the Santa Claus in the face and wrestled him to the ground before a throng of onlookers. The two then traded blows for close to a minute before security guards broke the fight up.”

The satire piece on The Daily Currant goes on to describe the made-up incident, even quoting fake witnesses, such as “Sheila Johnson, a 33-year old computer programmer from Long Island,” and joking:

“‘The Santa was wishing everybody ‘Happy Holidays’ as they passed by. And most people were in a good mood, so they said ‘Happy Holidays’ back. But when he said it to O’Reilly, the dude went ballistic.'”

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The site explains the ensuing “verbal tsunami of anger” as including this gem by O’Reilly:

“‘What the f*** did you just say to me? What the F*** did you just say?’ O’Reilly screamed, ‘Did you seriously think you could get away with insulting me – ME! – with your anti-Christian, secular ‘Happy Holidays’ filth?'”

While it may stand out as humor to some readers, a quick scan of Twitter reveals more than a few users were likely taken in by the satire:

Bill O’Reilly arrested for flipping out and punching, cussing out Santa in a shopping mall.

— bobbie barnhill (@bobbiebarnhill) December 26, 2012

While Bill O’Reilly was not arrested, nor was he accused of assaulting a mall Santa, the pundit has been vocal about the War On Christmas — watch below.