‘I Am Not An Alien Reptilian Shape-Shifter,’ Says Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg
Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has been forced to deny rumors that he is a member of the evil, alien race of Reptilian shape-shifters that allegedly includes illustrious personalities and families, such as Queen Elizabeth II of England and the entire British royal family.
After years of sustained rumor-mongering that Zuckerberg is an alien lizard shape-shifter, he finally made an effort to dispel the rumors during his first live Q&A on Facebook, Tuesday.
Zuckerberg wants everyone to know that despite the persistent rumors, he is not a shape-shifting Reptilian alien.
The Facebook CEO denied rumors that he is a Reptilian alien while responding to a question by a Facebook user.
“Mark, are the allegations true that you are secretly a lizard?” the user asked Zuckerberg on Facebook Live.
“I’m going to have to go with no on that,” Zuckerberg answered. “I am not a lizard.”
Rumors that Zuckerberg is a Reptilian or lizard alien appear to have emerged in 2010 after Time Magazine named him their Time Person Of the Year. Many observant conspiracy theorists noted that in the Time Magazine‘s cover photo of Zuckerberg, his skin and eyes looked uncannily Reptilian, with Reptoid olive skin and serpentine green eyes.
The website Holy Taco declared that “Mark Zuckerberg Is The First Alien Lizard To Be Time’s Person Of The Year.”
Writing on the Holy Taco, Luis Prada pointed out humorously that Zuckerberg looked in the photo like a Reptilian hybrid, unlike President Obama and George W. Bush (surprisingly!) who had appeared on the cover of the magazine in previous years when they were named Time Person Of The Year.
According to Prada, Zuckerberg looked so potently Reptilian that it seemed that “If he wanted to, he could rip the feeble human meat off his skull and reveal his true self, Gundar of the Liztoka species from a planet beyond our stars.”
Conspiracy theorists claim that many of the global elite, including members of the European royal families, are descendants of an evil, alien Reptilian race seeking world domination. The bizarre conspiracy theory, originated by the British arch-conspiracy theorist David Icke, claims that evil, warlike Reptilians, who originated from the Alpha Draconis star system in the Orion Constellation, arrived on Earth nearly 800,000 years ago. After the ancestors of the human race arrived on Earth from the Lyran star system 200,000 years ago, the Reptilians implemented a sinister program that involved secretly infecting the human bloodline with their repulsive Reptilian genes.
The aim of the cross-breeding program was to create a Reptilian-Human hybrid race that would help the Reptilians take over the world.
The clandestine hybridization program has been successful, according to conspiracy theorists. They claim that today, all humans on Earth have some Reptilian DNA. However, most ordinary humans have only about 10 percent Reptilian blood. But most members of the global elite, who control world governments, industries, and the global financial system, including members of the top European royal families, are supposedly Reptilian half-breed.
But humanity, according to conspiracy theory, remains unaware of the grand Reptilian conspiracy being orchestrated behind the scenes through the major Reptilian-controlled organizations, such as the World Bank, IMF, the Bilderberg Group, the Council on Foreign Relations, and the Trilateral Commission, not to mention powerful global financiers, such as the Rothschilds, and the world’s powerful politicians, such as George W. Bush, Bill and Hillary Clinton, President Barack Obama, and Senators Harry Reid and Patrick Leahy.
Queen Elizabeth II, who supposedly heads the secret global organization of Reptilian hybrids, has been purportedly caught in public shape-shifting unintentionally a number of times. The first time in recent years, according to conspiracy theorists, was during the 70th anniversary of the D-Day landings in Normandy. The queen shape-shifted between her Reptilian and human forms multiple times, revealing sinister Reptilian eyes, even as her skin turned a “grey dish water color.”
The internet also erupted earlier in the week with rumors that the queen shape-shifted on live TV during official celebrations of her 90th birthday. According to the claims that went viral in the conspiracy theory blogosphere, the queen suddenly turned green and scaly with “yellow-striped, black snakelike eyes.”
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