John Cusack has a stalker who has threatened to curse his penis with a little black magic. Cusack, a famous teen actor in movies such as Sixteen Candles and Better Off Dead, is now 49 years old and has dozens of movies under his belt, but he’s not looking for any black magic down there. The charming bachelor, with his quirky mannerisms and messy hair, has dated his share of beautiful women, including Jennifer Love Hewitt, Melissa Gilbert, and Uma Thurman, but he has yet to find Ms. Right. Apparently, this fan thinks she knows what’s best for him.
Cusack, who lives a private life in Malibu away from the spotlight, has filed for a restraining order, telling the court that Marieretno Subali stakes out his home and has shown up multiple times over the last three months but Cusack has not been home. Cusack also believes that Subali is tracking his movements through social media, and he is concerned that one day, Subali will be waiting for him to return home. He is concerned for his safety of the nether regions.
John Cusack has several family members in the movie industry, including his father, Dick Cusack, and his siblings, Joan, Ann, Bill, and Susie, though John is the most well-known of the Cusack clan. John has won awards for his movies Say Anything, Con Air, The Thin Red Line, and Maps to the Stars.
In 2013, another ill-fated fan, Elizabeth Pahlke, was arrested on Cusack’s property when she attempted to hand-deliver a letter to Cusack. Pahlke had been star-struck for years, sending John Cusack emails, letters, and voicemails telling him they were supposed to be together. She climbed into Cusack’s home through a window, but John was not home at the time. It was caught on security cameras. He subsequently applied for a restraining order, stating that Pahlke “claims that the angels told her that we were together in a previous life, and that she needs to be with me now in order for me to remember how special she was to me.” His request was granted.
John Cusack recently put his Malibu beach home on the market, making one wonder if he’s not looking for a more secluded life away from prying eyes and penis hexes. Cusack also owns a condo in Chicago.
A judge granted John Cusack a restraining order for his latest stalker, according to TMZ. Subali must stay 100 yards away from Cusack and have no contact with him or his family.
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