“Trumping” is the new black! No, but seriously – Trumping is a makeup tutorial that almost broke the internet, according to Perez Hilton. Even though it’s just a parody of a makeup tutorial, it’s still hilarious and it will be surely used on Halloween 2016.
Trumping, which promises to “make your face great again,” was introduced by Crazy Ex-Girlfriend actress Tess Paras. The tutorial appears to be the first beauty trend in the world of makeup that allows you to express your anger at Donald Trump, the front-runner of this year’s presidential election in the United States.
And while some people may call it immature, the tutorial video is still pretty hilarious. In the Trumping tutorial, Paras shows how to color yourself orange in case your face is looking a little “ethnic.”
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But be careful when picking the shade, as you don’t want it to be too brown because then someone will most likely ask for your birth certificate (a tongue-in-cheek reference to current U.S. President Barack Obama, who, although having Hawaiian certification of live birth, is suspected to have been born outside the U.S.).
The first thing you need to do for the Trumping makeup is to pick a concealer that is about 10 shades lighter than your natural skin tone. According to Paras, she personally uses the shade that is called “veiled white supremacy,” but you can actually just use any shade that is light and makes you look extremely dehydrated.
The next thing to do to achieve the Trumping effect is apply the same extremely-white shade of concealer to your lips. What you’re looking to achieve is to make your mouth look like you’ve been running it all day to the point when you don’t even make any sense and start contradicting yourself, as explained by Paras. Basically, it should look like “a chapped a**hole,” according to Paras.
Then, Paras tells you to move on to covering your entire face with white foundation and then pick a bronzer. She notes that for Trumping, it’s important to pick the bronzer that is extremely orange but not too brown because then someone will most likely ask for your birth certificate (again, a reference to Obama).
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But the most important beauty trick of Trumping is to take a bag of Cheetos, smash them into a powder, and rub them all over your face. It looks “yuuugely” stunning! But make sure you use goggles to protect the eyes. Paras says that when smashing her Cheetos, she thinks that that’s exactly what Donald Trump does when walking around his house – smashing things and telling himself how smart he is.
But those who fail the Trumping makeup shouldn’t worry much, as they will at least get some anger out and rub some Cheetos all over their face. It’s still worth it!
Watch the Trumping makeup tutorial video above, or view it on the F Comedy site.
Donald Trump is currently the Republican party front-runner of the 2016 presidential elections in the U.S. In November 2016, the real estate billionaire will most likely be up against Democratic front-runner Hillary Clinton. ABC News reports that, among the GOP party candidates, Texas Sen. Ted Crus and Florida Sen. Marco Rubio still could put up a fight, but according to polls, Trump will most likely not be stopped.
And it’s crystal clear that 2012 GOP presidential nominee Mitt Romney is not into Trumping. According to ABC News, Romney thinks Trump is a “phony” and a “fraud.” Speaking in front of Hinckley Institute of Politics at the University of Utah, Romney said Trump’s promises are as “worthless” as a degree from Trump University.
“His promises are as worthless as a degree from Trump University. He’s playing the American public for suckers: He gets a free ride to the White House and all we get is a lousy hat.”
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