John Mayer Broke Up with Jennifer Aniston By Text

John Mayer’s just continuing to cement my theory of how scumbag-ish he really is. I don’t even have to try anymore– especially not with sources like The Mirrordigging up the good dirt on how his split with Jennifer Aniston came about:

“A friend told [Mirror]: ‘She is so intent on getting married and having children, he felt hemmed in. After a 20-minute phone conversation, he just said, ‘I can’t take it any more,’ and hung up. Then he texted, ‘That’s it – the end.’”

Not only is John Mayer really polite, but he’s obviously a perfect gentleman, too. I can so imagine this happening.

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