Naked Painter Gets Penis Stuck In Pipe For Two Days

A painter survived a nightmarish ordeal in which his penis was stuck in an air-conditioning pipe for two days, according to his version of events.

The apparently very embarrassed man waited 48 hours before seeking medical assistance because he didn’t think anyone would believe him after he slipped and got “jammed up” in the steel pipe. The incident happened in Quanzhou City, China.

The man explained his predicament, as it were, as follows:

It was hot so I was painting the wall in the nude, and I slipped on the floor causing my private parts to fall inside the pipe that was protruding from the wall to take water outside from the air conditioning unit. Unfortunately, I got stuck as a result.”

He apparently tried various home remedies such as oil and liquid soap as an exit strategy for his genitals, to no avail.

When the painter began to develop a fever after two days, he called doctors, who in turn needed to summon the fire department for backup. The painter, 61, added that “I went to sleep thinking that if I relaxed it would slide off. But it didn’t. It began to get red and inflamed. I was worried that I would get a terrible infection.”

One might say that’s his story, and he’s sticking to it.

It took responding firefighters four hours to (presumably very carefully) saw off the pipe around the man’s private parts. According to a doctor at the scene, “The member had swollen so much that there was nothing more we could do, and we had to ask for help.”

According to one report, “[the man] is now free, and though his pride may be damaged, his manhood is reportedly not.”

Do you think the naked painter’s explanation about how his penis got stuck in a pipe sounds plausible?