Britney Spears’ Ex-Bodyguard Says Singer Was Dirty and Gross in Lawsuit

Leave Britney alone, Fernando Flores!

The ex-cop, no longer in Spears’ employ, has alleged a litany of bizarre, questionably relevant and undeniably unflattering things against the singer in what may be the meanest lawsuit ever filed. Flores, who claims that Spears insisted subordinates call her “Queen Bee,” didn’t pull any punches in his official descriptions of working conditions alongside the pop star.

Flores not only claims Spears regularly abused a long list of serious drugs (including methamphetamines)- he also says the entertainer’s personal hygiene habits were lacking enough to create what amounts to a hostile working environment. When not seducing Flores, per his account, Spears allegedly spent the bulk of her free time just being gross:

…the former bodyguard ratcheted up his charges against the Toxic singer, claiming she broke wind and picked her nose “unapologetically,” did not shower for days on end, nor brushed her teeth or ever wore deodorant.

“Spears was generally personally unkempt,” Flores, 29, alleged.

Flores was free in his critique, continuing in court papers:

“She broke wind or picked her nose unselfconsciously and unapologetically before Plaintiff (Flores) and others and she was constantly and gratuitously loud and profane in her speech.

“She did not bathe for days on end, did not use deodorant, did not brush her teeth, did not fix her hair, did not wear shoes or socks.”

If true, the infrequent bathing and dental hygiene is certainly gross- but it sounds a bit like Flores has some very specific (and maybe sexist) ideas of how a female should behave. According to the suit, the ex-bodyguard experienced anxiety, insomnia, depression and lasting psychological damage because of the treatment he received at the hands of Britney Spears.

Do you think the suit has merit, or is Flores just trying to get back at his old boss?