Selena Gomez is allegedly ‘over’ Justin Bieber and wants her next boyfriend to be really old. Sorry, older.
Justin Bieber and Selena Bieber can’t get a break. People are calling time on their recently rekindled relationship already.
It really seems to get on some folks’ nerves that two youngsters might just be happy despite what’s constantly thrown at them. But the business of kvetching was ever thus.
The latest Jelena-destined missile comes via – surprise, surprise – an anonymous “source.” We imagine Bieber-Gomez “sources” all hang out together in a sort of call center where they just field enquiries all day about two famous people on a Pinterest board.
But we digress.
Apparently, hot on the heels of giving her parents the bullet and firing them as managers, Selena is reportedly similarly eyeing her on-off boyfriend while muttering to herself:
“I’m so over really taut skin, rippling abs, and vestigial milk teeth, I want someone old.”
The anonymous Gomez-source, who is allegedly close to the actress-singer purportedly told Radar Online: ”Selena is ready to date an older man. ”
“She’s grown tired of Justin’s attention-grabbing antics. A permanent breakup between the two could even be confirmed as early as mid-July.”
Well, we’ve heard that before. Just maybe not as precisely.
Justin and Selena began dating in 2010, went public in 2011, broke up in 2012. Ever since they’ve been staples in tabloids with their on-off, hot and cold, drama-filled relationship saga.
In January, after just about every media outlet said they weren’t even on speaking terms, the pair were spotted riding Segways around Justin’s old Calabasas, California, neighborhood.
A tender Instagram followed two days later then bang – Arizona rehab for Gomez, reportedly on the urging of her parents who aren’t too pleased with Bieber’s ‘bad boy’ reputation, DUI arrest, and general 2013-2014 report card.
When Selena left Dawn, once again gossip media inflamed matters and accused Bieber and Gomez of blaming each other for the 21-year-old’s still unsatisfactorily explained rehab stint.
But then, a rekindling.
March saw Bieber jet to Gomez’s side in McAllen, Texas for a weekend of PDA, declarations of affection and — er — Lazertag. Two steamy videos of the pair dancing to John Legend’s “Ordinary People” followed. It was romantic. Come on, it was.
Then, came a late rendevouz at a Miami recording studio last week, sightings of the pair at Coachella where the Biebs jumped around a lot onstage during Chance The Rapper’s set, amid constant buzz about the “Unfamiliar” duet” the twosome have recorded.
But the source won’t be silenced. The alleged insider insists it’s Selena who’s bothered by Justin’s wild behavior – such as getting inked at 40,000 ft. in a private jet as he did earlier this year — rather than say some 50-year-old staff writer who really needs to get out more.
”It’s the same issue they had before,” the purported source declares. “She just isn’t the same person she was when they first got together and she doesn’t really miss the ‘old Selena’ much at all.”
”Justin is a little bit of a crazy guy who could do something weird like proposing marriage just to keep her by his side, but that’s Selena’s exact problem with him.
“She really finds it uncool how he buys into his own hype, and that’s why she’s spent a couple of months trying to re-establish herself —and distance herself from Justin.”
At this point People magazine have a little something to add to the conversation:
“Right after his performance Bieber walked off stage and watched the rest of Chance’s set with Selena Gomez,” a source told the outlet.
“They were there for around 15 minutes until Bieber touched Gomez on her mid back as if to say, ‘Let’s go,’ and the two left together.”
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The proof will be in who’s left standing.
Will Bieber and Gomez – Jelena – finally find what they’re looking for in each other? Or will naysayers busy punching out flimsy claims like this seize the day?
Our unsolicited advice to Justin and Selena? How about giving those odds a damn good run for the money?