Lindsay Lohan Hates On “Stalkerazzi” via MySpace

Lindsay Lohan ran to her computer (and her MySpace) after a weekend of shopping to defend her relationship with Samantha Ronson. It sounds like someone’s letting the paparazzi get under her skin! Right after sweetly praising Britney Spears as a “talented woman,” she launched an attack on the “stalkerazzi” and their relationship quizzes, writing:

they should just stop asking altogether, once and for all if she and i are broken up because frankly, if we ever ever did…. i would say it before they could even think of asking. i’d say it here probably… i say everything here on myspace. okay. well, i hope that all the gossip magazines and sites, and lurkers read this cuz it’s not true. ahh! i love myspace because i can just write, and i love writing, and i can prove all the liars wrong… wow- the people that make sh*t up must really feel silly, embarrassed, out of stories, scr*w*d, f*ck*d, punk’d, and so much more. because, i can use myspace and just let everyone know what’s really going on. which is so much more fun! cuz now, people can get to know the REAL me. yay!

When your films are down the tubes, the paparazzi are your friends. Plus, how could any rumor be half as entertaining as Lindsay’s discovery that MySpace is for “let[ting] everyone know what’s really going on”? Is she realizing this just now? I’m scared.

Don’t worry about the relationship thing, because Lindsay said she’ll probably be announcing the break on MySpace when/if it happens. We’ll all be too tired of it by then to care, anyway.