Zombie Survival Kit Goes On Sale
The zombie apocalypse is coming. That’s a fact. The only real question that remains is: How are you going to survive? Well, OpticsPlanet hopes to make that choice an easy one for you. For just $24,000 you can but a zombie survival kit.
The Z.E.R.O. (Zombie Extermination, Research, and Operations) Zombie Kit contains a first aid kit, some special zombie gloves, a compass, some night vision goggles, solar chargers, a zombie apocalypse knife, and research equipment so that you can work on a zombie cure.
Optics Planet writes:
“Deep within the primal centers of your brain, you realize the dead have risen to claim our once-peaceful realm. What do you do? What do you need?… There is no room for error when dealing with the undead. Our Z.E.R.O. (Zombie Extermination, Research and Operations) Kittakes into account all the different aspects of surviving the looming zombie apocalypse. When the undead hordes rise from their shallow graves to wreak havoc on all decent civilization, you’ll need to both fight back (Extermination), and find a cure (Research).”
The zombie survival kit, as well as the $24,000 price tag (marked down from $31,375) seem like a joke. But OpticsPlanet is taking the zombie apocalypse pretty seriously. OK, they also kind of think it’s a joke.
Here’s the video for their zombie survival kit.
Are you ready for the zombie apocalypse? Do you think this zombie survival kit is the key to survival?