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Georgia Governor Candidate admits sexual history includes mules, watermelon

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Politics can bring out the strangest of people, but meet a guy who might be the strangest candidate yet: Neal Horsley.

Horsley is running for Georgia Governor as the candidate for the Creator’s Rights Party, a hard core, anti-abortion Christian party. Horsley believes among other things that Georgia should succeed from the United States, and that legal abortion is “slavery to satan.” However it’s his self admitted sexual history that offers even more surprise. Horsley admits to having sex with a mule.

In an interview with Alan Combes:

NH: “Absolutely. I was a fool. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule.”
AC: “I’m not so sure that that is so.”
NH: “You didn’t grow up on a farm in Georgia, did you?”
AC: “Are you suggesting that everybody who grows up on a farm in Georgia has a mule as a girlfriend?”
NH: It has historically been the case. You people are so far removed from the reality… Welcome to domestic life on the farm…”
Colmes said he thought there were a lot of people in the audience who grew up on farms, are living on farms now, raising kids on farms and “and I don’t think they are dating Elsie right now. You know what I’m saying?”
Horsley said, “You experiment with anything that moves when you are growing up sexually. You’re naive. You know better than that… If it’s warm and it’s damp and it vibrates you might in fact have sex with it.”

The Examiner reports that Horsley also admits to having sex with a watermelon. Maybe the mule wasn’t up for it that night? Would you vote for this man? :-)

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7 Responses to “Georgia Governor Candidate admits sexual history includes mules, watermelon”

  1. Gary X

    Here's the question– if he had impregnated the mule, would he have kept the baby? How about the watermelon?

  2. Tommo!

    But if it had been a boy mule, now that would have been wrong, right?

  3. Paula

    Funny story, that's conservatism for you…. but don't you mean SECEDE from the USA?

  4. Jesr

    “Horsley believes among other things that Georgia should succeed from the United States…” WHAT?

    succeed ?

  5. Dave Mattel

    He's also said he would kill his own son for trying to stop him from seceding (with Georgia, of course) from the union.

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