Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop Arrested For… Yes, Drug Use

What’s in a name? Police arrested a 30-year-old man named Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop in Madison last night for a variety of charges. Zopittybop-Bop-Bop was arrested for possession of drug paraphernalia, possession of marijuana, a probation violation, and carrying a concealed weapon.

The Huffington Post reports that Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop is indeed the man’s real name. Bop-Bop was born Jeffrey Drew Wilschke but legally changed his name to his favorite scat line last October.

According to Bop-Bop’s Facebook page, the Wisconsin man enjoys standing, eating, walking and thinking. He’s a member of the Orthodox Church Of Jerry Garcia Fans, his favorite book is the dictionary, and his favorite movie is “any zombie flick.” No word on Bop-bop’s scat singing abilities, but one can only imagine that he’s also a fan of Hoots the scat singing owl on Sesame Street.

Police say that Zopittybop-bop-bop was arrested after neighbors complained about his “excessive drinking and drug use” at a local park. When police apprehended Bop-bop, they found marijuana, other drug paraphernalia, and a knife on his person.