Drunk Man Arrested After Having Sex With A Mailbox

An intoxicated man was arrested after he was caught having sex with a mailbox in the middle of a shopping center.

The incident unfolded in Wigan, England, which is located around 10 miles outside of Manchester in the north-west of the country.

ITV have reported that the man was seen sauntering towards the mailbox with his trousers down. He then proceeded to rub his genitalia against the stricken mailbox. In fact he was so happy with his sexual endeavors that he even decided to throw his hands into the air and then shout out “wow” for all the world to hear.

Clearly he must have either been very impressed with his own sexual manoeuvres, or the static mailbox rocked his world in a way that no other human being has ever come close to.

The man continued for quite a few pumps before he decided to conclude. Once he’d pulled up his trousers he was so joyous that he decided to take a page out of Gene Kelly’s book from Singin’ In The Rain and began to swing on a lamppost. It’s not known if he tried to amend the lyrics to the classic titular song to fit his recent efforts. But we can only hope that was the case.

Unfortunately for the uniquely inclined sexual deviant an eye-witness saw the ordeal unfold.

The eyewitness decided that their only option was to call the police, and the man was soon arrested. It’s been reported that the female witness, “watched for sometime and was ashamed, disgusted and upset.”

The man involved has since been named as 45-year-old Paul Bennett, who lives on Holborn Avenue, Wigan.

But in fairness to Mr. Bennett he didn’t even contest the charges brought against him. At Wigan and Leigh Magistrates Court, Mr Bennett ultimately plead guilty to two counts of indecent exposure and using threatening and abusive words with abusive behavior.

For those of you who live in the area, the mailbox in question is located at Scholes Precinct in Wigan. If the local council have any sense they will instantly destroy said mailbox, just to stop someone who is posting a letter from getting an STI.

Mr Bennett has insisted that he will try to address the issues that led to the incident.

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