Did you watch The Hills last night? If not, let me break it down for you: Audrina thought that Lauren slept with Justin (remember that, way back when?), Lauren denied it, and Audrina avoided apologizing until she realized that she f’ed up. I thought that Audrina would have learned her lesson, but then she wrote a finger-pointing blog post today about the whole situation. Ceiling eyes does not know the meaning of “quit while you’re ahead”:

“Bottom line, Justin and Lauren treating me like I wasn’t worthy of an explanation was almost worse than the rumor itself, and it only got worse the harder I tried to get a genuine answer. Instead, I got screamed at and they both got super defensive. Let me just remind everyone that this rumor didn’t appear out of thin air, they were both at the same place at the same time, but apparently what was said to have happened never actually did.”

Imagine how embarrassing this will be a couple of years down the road, when she’s wondering what went wrong. Justin Bobby = not a keeper. That being said, L.C.’s best friend Lo and known Audrina-hater is so happy right now. If it was her birthday, she definitely got her wish.