Semen, smokes top US Iran exports
From the archive: published Jul 8, 2008, 18 years ago. Details may have changed since.
Bull owners and tobacco farmers beware: the biggest exports from the United States to Iran are bull semen and cigarettes. I’m sure President Bush will sign laws to compensate exporting companies who miss out from helping Iran create super cows while giving the general population lung cancer. Wouldn’t a smart president be sending an enemy of the state free cigarettes instead of banning them?