Never mind the iPad, how about the iTampax?
From the archive: published Feb 1, 2010, 16 years ago. Details may have changed since.
I’m really sorry for the feminine hygiene product joke tie-in with the iPad (not really) but seriously who in their right mind would even think this is a good idea for a USB product? I won’t even go down the road of the data flow for this thing (1Gb/8Gb/16Gb/) even though it is tempting.
Apparently you can even order this thing.