Justin Bieber’s Atlanta Pad Break-In By ‘Oriental Goldilocks,’ Woman Arrested

Justin Bieber just got handed the greatest urine test jail video release day diversion story of all time.

On Wednesday, March 5, for reasons best known to the tiny “Asian female” TMZ are calling “Goldilocks,” a small interloper reportedly broke into the “spaceship-styled” Atlanta mansion Bieber is currently renting from record producer pal Dallas Austin and crashed in one of the four bedrooms.

Justin was not home at the time as he was returning from 20th birthday celebrations in the Bahamas to Miami, South Florida, where he is due to attend a deposition for a civil lawsuit Thursday.

But back to “Goldilocks.”

The alleged trespasser’s formal name is reportedly Qianying Zhao. The 5? 5,” 110 lb woman was discovered by Austin’s niece asleep in the niece’s bed at around 5 pm Wednesday.

Not surprisingly, the producer’s relative didn’t disturb the woman but called the police.

When officers from the local Sandy Springs police department arrived at Austin’s mansion, they woke “Goldilocks” only to be presented with a bizarre story.

The probably crazy superfan said she “met” Bieber on Twitter and somehow went from that virtual reality to attempting to pay him a real life visit at his temporary Atlanta pad.

Apparently the size-challenged trespasser “realized” she was late for the party and decided to go to Justin.

In what can only be described as seriously poor housekeeping, “Goldilocks” said she found an open door and let herself in.

Now, where have we heard that before?

Inevitably, the fairytale came to an swift once Zhao was done telling her story.

According to TMZ, she was arrested for criminal trespass

Zhao was arrested for criminal trespass and reportedly placed in “double-locked handcuffs.”

(Photo: Bieber’s temporary Atlanta home)

Meanwhile, in other Bieber news, the above story may be as good as it gets for a bit. Today, the last two jail videos will be released by Miami-Dade prosecutors following the Canadian’s arrest on suspicion of DUI on January 23 while allegedly drag racing.

On the heels of the release of hours of CCTV surveillance footage filmed at the Miami Beach police station — including the Biebs getting a pat down from an officer, unsteadily walking a line in a sobriety test, doing pushups in a holding cell, a non-redacted pee-in-a-cup clip, and a slew of tattoo-centric photos laboriously filmed by officers — now comes the last two jail videos which were previously withheld.

After a back and forth of motions and statements between Bieber’s lawyers and attorneys for news media organizations who argued for the release of five disputed videos which possibly showed the then 19-year-old in “various states of undress,” presiding Judge William Altfield made a final decision at a Tuesday hearing.

Acknowledging that the jail videos were public record, the Miami-Dade judge ruled Bieber’s privacy rights must be protected.

He ordered two video of the urine test which showed the singer’s genitalia must be redacted by blurring or a blacked out graphic, which he would supervise and review after.

The redacted videos which – frankly – are still a gross invasion of Bieber’s privacy add zero to the DUI case and are now all over the Internet.

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