Jane Lynch- known to Glee fans as Sue Sylvester, the scheming Cheerios coach- killed during a speech at D9 earlier this week.
Lynch, speaking as “Acting CEO” of News Corp., ragged on Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck, sniping:
“I’m launching a Fox News investigation into the young and fresh face cast of Glee. I have some inside information and I don’t believe one of them are real Americans. I’ve also convinced Glenn Beck to stay on at Fox for one final gig – as a dying patient on House — with a horrendous malady. His sickness is consuming him from the inside out.”
Lynch also roasted soft target Palin:
“Though not firm as of yet, I’m pretty sure we got Sarah Palin to do a guest spot on Glee . She’ll perform an original tune I penned: ‘Look at Me, I’m Batsh*t Crazy.”
Conservative idols weren’t the only target of Lynch’s deadpan humor. She also announced plans regarding The Daily:
“Never heard of it, never seen it, so clearly I’ll be shutting that down…”
and some old media targets:
“I’ll be incorporating a comics page into the Wall Street Journal. I’m a big fan of Family Circus. So seemingly mundane, and yet dripping with irony. It works on so many levels.”
Do you find Lynch funny, or is she a one trick pony?
