iPhone Trolling Your SO, With Grammar
From the archive: published Nov 2, 2011, 15 years ago. Details may have changed since.
If your wife, husband, girlfriend or mistress is one of those stickler types, steal their phone while they’re showering, and hilarity will ensue. (Unless they’re one of those people that freaks out when you touch their phone, in which case no sex for a week will ensue.)