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Thank god for my fancy iPhone earpieces instead. Thanks to Doghouse Diaries

By Dennis Bjørn PetersenJan 15, 2010

From the archive: published Jan 15, 2010, 16 years ago. Details may have changed since.

Thank god for my fancy iPhone earpieces instead.

Thanks to Doghouse Diaries

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