‘Fox & Friends’ Debates Whether Statue Of Liberty Is Transgender [Video]
From the archive: published Jul 4, 2016, 10 years ago. Details may have changed since.
With many Americans already suffering from transgender paranoia and the fear of transgender people using the “wrong” restroom, now Americans face yet another fear regarding gender identity. Fox & Friends revealed a theory that the Statue of Liberty is actually a man Sunday, just in time for Independence Day. No, this is not The Onion or another political satire site, but a real story presented by the Fox news program claiming the statue’s sculptor may have pulled a fast one on Americans and modeled Lady Liberty on his brother, rather than his mother.
It’s a good thing Fox & Friends brought this to everyone’s attention because the next step is to debate whether our most iconic symbol of freedom should use the men’s or the women’s restroom.
“He was a mama’s boy. I mean this guy, when he was in New York for years he wrote his mother every single day. When I was writing my own book on the Statue of Liberty, I read those letters at the New York Public Library. If he was going to model the Statue of Liberty after his mom, he would have told her that, because she would have been really pleased. And if he wasn’t going to do his mom and was going to do his brother instead, we’d have that in the correspondence.”
While that may seem like pretty compelling evidence, leave it to Fox & Friends to dig deeper into this developing news story and find a controversy where no one knew one existed. Fox & Friends host Steve Doocy wasn’t going to let Berenson off the hook that easily, showing his commitment to asking the tough questions that many journalists are afraid to ask.
“So whenever I hear something like this, I just assume somebody was playing a prank on us. Are we supposed to think this French guy was pulling a fast one the U.S., ‘Hey, I’m going to say it’s a woman, but it’s really going to be a guy. And they’re not going to be able to figure it out for a really long time.'”
So there you have it; case closed. Perhaps next week Doocy and co-hosts Ainsley Earhardt and Brian Kilmeade can try to get a sample of DNA or check for whether Lady Liberty has XX or XY chromosomes. Or, perhaps we should all consult Caitlyn Jenner for inside info on what lurks underneath that flowing robe. All those layers of clothing in itself are mighty suspicious, don’t you think? Kind of seems like the sort of thing you’d wear if you were trying to hide something.
