Donald Trump’s Tan Disaster Hits Rock Bottom—And His Puffy Eyes Aren’t Helping
Donald Trump’s tan looks patchy and even more noticeable with his pale under eye bags. Wishing him better hair and tan days ahead!
His undereye bags and bright bleached hair were very noticeable as he sat down at the Oval Office. The patchiness of the skin and aging signs really make me aware that his tan glows unnaturally. Many people believe that he spends a lot of time on his looks, proving vanity can also impact the US president. Maybe he borrows Melania’s bronzer or even her makeup artist for touchups. Moreover, when using tanning beds, eye protection is important. So maybe he wore huge goggles or patches to avoid eye damage, which resulted in discoloration and patchy tan. His eye bags are already too big, and any UV damage will only make them worse."Donald Trump 'more orange than he's ever been' in terrifying Rose Garden speech" - Irish Star Online Good God, is he just stuffing his face in the Cheetos bag? https://t.co/E4dHhAL1BD
— Underdog (@Beavis2017WA) May 20, 2025
He may avoid the pale area around the eyes by applying some dark concealer or self-tanner instead of showing up with a bad tan and hair at the Oval Office. The pale circle around his eyes does match his bleached hair but isn't doing anything for his fake tan.Donald Trump continued his nonstop Oval Office provocations in his meeting with South Africa’s president Cyril Ramaphosa last Wednesday. The would-be US dictator insisted to Ramaphosa that South African whites were being subjected to genocide. pic.twitter.com/ZZG3IczjRW
— Andre Damon (WSWS) (@Andre__Damon) May 25, 2025
Maybe next time, Trump will spend some more time or choose better products to achieve that sun-kissed tan. It could have been that this time, he was in a hurry or missed a few products to seal in that tan. For everyone keeping a score of his worst hair and tan days, many believe this look will make it into the top 3 for sure.Each morning in the White House, after Donald Trump rolls his fat ass out of bed, Vice President JD Vance begins the daily ritual of diligently applying Cheetos dust to his Dear Leader’s face. pic.twitter.com/mr5yYGYAp6
— Mark Dee (@Mark_Dee_33) April 13, 2025
