I find your lack of mustard disturbing- check out the Death Star grill
From the archive: published Jun 11, 2009, 17 years ago. Details may have changed since.
Sure, your trusty old Weber grill cooks stuff, but is it eeeeeevil?
Via Wired, a story about an enterprising (and handy) geeky dad who took the rejected Star Wars promotional items post on Geekologie to heart. Inspired by the concept, he ripped apart two classic Weber kettle grills, and produced a Death Star replica that also char-grills burgers to juicy perfection.
Need one for your summer shindigs? The grill is available for purchase on eBay. Take note, though- the fancy-schmancy paint used to finish the ambitious project is only recommended for temperatures up to 500F.