Breaking: Queen to make Surprise Visit to Miami
From the archive: published May 17, 2009, 17 years ago. Details may have changed since.
Breaking News: Queen Elizabeth is preparing to make a surprise visit to Miami, FL within the next few days. As part of her ongoing campaign to get more in touch with society in America and ‘Live amongst the commoners,’ her highness has elected to learn the local traditions first-hand, as seen in the photo above.
P.S. Do I really need to explain that this is a joke?