Are you throwing a Windows 7 torrenting party?
From the archive: published Oct 22, 2009, 17 years ago. Details may have changed since.
Microsoft got roundly laughed at for their unlikely gathering of demographics telling us to have Amway-reminiscent launch parties for the release of Windows 7.
Funny or Die imagines a much edgier party for the launch. With space cakes. Where’s my tiny chair?!? (NSFW language at the end.)