Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have married

The Hlils stars Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt eloped to Mexico and got married last week, according to reports.

Before you say “oh, isn’t that nice, they wanted privacy” there may have been more than romance in their decision, because they sold the rights to the wedding snaps to US Weekly. It’s far easier to get a premium on exclusive shots when no one knows you’re getting married, and the event is completely private.

According to quotes attributed to US Weekly: “The minute we said our vows, I couldn’t stop crying” said Montag. Pratt “praised his new bride” telling her that “from the moment you came into my life, I knew my life would never be the same without you. You are the light in my life like the sun to the earth!”

I think I’m going to be sick.

(img credit: Perez Hilton)