I’m betting your Thanksgiving Dinner didn’t even come close to this monstrosity

The ingredient list alone for this Thanksgiving dinner is enough to make a cardiologist turn pale let alone cut deeply into the world supply of bacon strips.

Here’s the count:

  • 5 different birds
  • 1 pig
  • countless strips of bacon

For a total of 72,186 calories and 6,451 grams of fat.