Woman Gets 25 Years For Hiding Gun In Vagina, Meth In Butt [Video]

Ada, OK – Christie Harris, the woman who was busted in March for carrying a loaded gun in her vagina and meth up her butt, has been sentenced to 25 years in prison.

The Smoking Gun reports that Harris pleaded no contest last week to the charges against her.

She was arrested in March after a drug dog led cops to her vehicle and a search uncovered meth, drug paraphernalia and a semi-automatic pistol.

The charges against her included methamphetamine possession with intent to distribute, gun possession by a convicted felon and bringing contraband into jail.

That last charge came from probably the most disturbing aspect to this case. After she was jailed, Harris was asked by a female officer to pull her pants down for a contraband search. She said she wouldn’t because “she was on her period,” but did ultimately comply. The officer noticed “a wooden and metal item sticking out from her vagina area.”

A loaded 5-shot revolver.

“It would seem to be a very dangerous place to carry a loaded firearm,” said Pontotoc County District Attorney Chris Ross.

“If it goes off, it’s only going one place,” Captain Obvious continued.

Also, the officer “retrieved from Christie’s buttock, two clear baggies containing a large amount of a crystal substance.”

You guessed it: It was meth.

Christie Harris is undoubtedly as hard as they come, but the best part of this story is how WGN-TV anchors handled it. It’s not often that professional news anchors completely lose their marbles over a story, so… here you go: