We all die eventually, but there’s dying, and then there’s dying in an interesting way. We trawled the entire online universe to come up with the list of what we think is the 10 most awesome ways to die.
10. While Having sex
OK, who doesn’t want to go out while having an orgasm. You get bonus points though if you’re having sex with Natalie Portman at the time.
So drugs are bad right? well, if you’re going to die wouldn’t it be better to be off your head at the time? Besides, there’s more than one reason they pump people in hospitals who are about to die full of morphine :)
8. Poison In Your Favorite Meal
If you’re going to die, why not do it over an excellent meal with a nice bottle of wine
7. Unexpected Animal Attack
So you wannabe famous? There’s no better way to get your 15 minutes of fame than by being attacked by an unexpected animal. Sharks and Stingrays are yesterday though, so be creative. Maybe death by Bambi?
We’re not talking industrial robots here, we’re talking proper robots, like the ones on Doctor Who :) Bonus points if the robots have lasers.
5. Skydiving on crack
Why simply take drugs to die when you can do it after jumping out of a plane having taken the same drugs :)
4. Playing Hero
OK, so this would help if you were batshit crazy as well, but if you’re going to kick the bucket, show some class and try to save the day first.
3. On YouTube
If you’re silly enough to want to kill yourself, chances are you’re an Emo anyway, and there’s no better place to do it than YouTube, except maybe Justin.tv. Besides, the lulz in the media afterwards actually means you won’t be forgotten.
2. In A Fight
Bonus points if it’s against River Tam
Without doubt if you have to die, dying at the hands of a female ninja is the way to go.