Attention: George Clooney is Single

George Clooney has bumped super-hot girlfriend Sarah Larson to wallow in the single life yet again. Isn’t that good news for girls with a crush on someone who’s old enough to be their dad? *Shivering*

An insider for In Touch Weekly somehow managed to make George seem like the good guy while simulaltaneously making Sarah sound utterly perfect herself. What a brown nose; they’re probably for real then.

“George is relieved to be single again,” they commented. “He thinks Sarah is sweet and that is why it was so hard to break up with her. The truth is that they had little in common and he just doesn’t want to be tied down.”

Playing the field at this age? Oh, for shame. Sarah seemed like a wonderful catch, but given George’s luck, I’m sure he already has plans for his next conquest.