Big fat lady kills boyfriend by sitting on him

Kim LaCapria - Author

Jun. 15 2013, Updated 9:43 p.m. ET

If you grew up a fat kid, you know that this is a commonly speculated upon situation in fatty taunts.

As you sat there stewing in your angry fat kid juices, you probably pondered the likelihood of such an event occurring. But it happened. A very fat woman actually sat on her baby’s daddy. And killed him. By sitting on him.

Mia Landingham, a 300 lb woman from Ohio, sat on Mikal Middleton-Bey, 120 lbs, during a domestic dispute. Wednesday, Landingham (huh, huh. Landing. Ham.) pleaded guilty to involuntary manslaughter for the deadly domestic dispute. Landingham and Middleton-Bey had three children together, and her lawyer told the judge that the couple had a history of domestic abuse.

Landingham expressed remorse before a judge for the sitting death of her boyfriend:

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“I just want to say that I am sincerely sorry about this situation,” she said. “I wish I could take it back.”

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Shockingly, the portly perp was let free with probation. Middleton-Bey’s family was not pleased with the judge’s decision:

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The judge sentenced Landingham to three years probation and 100 hours of community service — much to the dislike of the victim’s family.

“So basically you can say that I can go sit on somebody and get probation?” one of the victim’s sisters told “I feel there wasn’t no justice.”

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Landingham says she’s sorry for “squishing” the father of her children.


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