Inevitable: Jersey Shore iPhone app hits

Kim LaCapria - Author
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Jun. 15 2013, Updated 9:37 p.m. ET

Wait, what? That doesn’t even make any sense.

MTV’s popular reality show Jersey Shore, which is basically The Real World with a gas-tanker full of orange tan lotion and a whole bunch of Scarface memorabilia, now has an app for your iPhone. The Jersey Shore iPhone app includes a bunch of guido-centric activities to help you become your orange skinned, spiky haired best. Functions include a name generator to select a name for you that would be in line with Pauly D, The Situation, JWOWW, and Snooki; a “fist pump challenge” to ensure you’re doing it right and a pickup line generator, which is pretty self explanatory.

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Because you can’t rush perfection, the Jersey Shore app is a work in progress. Upcoming features for the app include a feature to “catch a fake tan,” too. Might I suggest push notifications for when the guy who punched you in the face in a sleazy Jersey bar is released on bail?

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