Tiger Woods Voicemail Slow Jam Remix

When you put it like that, it almost sounds romantic.

I liked this, from the comments:

he need to leave that gangsta shit to gangstas. In the player manual rules 1,2,3,4, and 5 is erase all evidence AND NEVER LEAVE A VOICE MAIL, i dont even leave voice messages on my grandma phone.

What is this “player manual,” and how do I get a copy?