Florida Woman Beats Up Boyfriend Over Bad Sex

Palmetto, FL – A woman was arrested over the weekend for beating up her much younger boyfriend. What set her off, you ask? Bad sex.

According to the police report, 50-year-old Jennie Scott was arrested on battery charges for allegedly striking her boyfriend, 32-year-old Jilberto Deleon. The Smoking Gun reports that during a mutual oral sex session, Deleon “finished first and stopped pleasuring her” late last night, which led to the domestics.

Scott was booked into the Manatee County lockup shortly after the 11pm row, which occurred at Deleon’s home. The police report noted that Scott and Deleon have been dating “for the last 5 years on and off,” and we can think of no better way to say “I want to see other people” than to call the cops on your older girlfriend.

Still, it was actually a witness who summoned the police after seeing Scott “punching and scratching him [Deleon].” She also apparently hit him with a stick, and threatened to come at him with a wrench before it was wrestled away by a bystander.

The cop on the scene questioned Scott, who explained that “were giving each other oral pleasure in the bedroom” when Deleon “finished first and stopped pleasuring her.” She added that she “became upset and they began arguing.”

Sounds like this wasn’t the first time.

Scott apparently gave up her right to go quietly, and was threatened with mace because she wouldn’t stop kicking at the patrol car window. The South Florida Sun Sentinel reports that investigators determined that alcohol was a contributing factor to the bad sex blow-up

I’m sure there’s a lesson here somewhere.