Some dude squashed a fully operable Nintendo Entertainment System into a Super Mario Bros./Duck Hunt cartridge. Why? Who the hell cares? It's AMAZING. In other news, Dad, I have a new role model.
This mashed-up masterpiece is the work of hacker "Airz," and it has everything a NES lover could want: a 2.8" TFT LCD screen, hundreds of NES, Game Boy and Game Boy Color games, and 4GB of space to put more on (providing you have the original copy of course, kids).
Airz even shoehorned in a NES controller, noting that it slotted into the cartridge "like it was made to fit." There's an expandable SD card slot for more memory, a built-in rechargeable lithium battery, a video player, an MP3 player, an FM radio, a picture viewer, an audio recorder, a camera and video camera. Yeesh. Oh, and you can plug this beast into your TV and play StarTropics on the big screen.
Excellently, Airz is selling this to whoever wants to make a bid unless I find out his home address first. Head here, and show the man the color of your money in a PM. The rest of you will have to make do with a video:
[8bitfix.com, via Destructoid]