Robbie Williams Freaks Out Fellow ‘Graham Norton’ Guests With NSFW Fan Story [Video]

English crooner Robbie Williams is someone we don’t hear about much in the States anymore, but over in his native land, he’s still one of the biggest pop stars in the world.

To prepare for the release of his upcoming eleventh studio album, Heavy Entertainment Show, the 42-year-old sat down with comedian Graham Norton for a taping of The Graham Norton Show last Friday (Sept. 30). There beside him was one other notable celebrity who could give the “Angels” singer a run for his money as one of the biggest celebrities to ever come out of the United Kingdom, and that was actor Daniel Radcliffe of Harry Potter fame. Also on the show, viewers were treated to the presence of the Tony and Oscar-nominated actress, Anna Kendrick, and young entertainment icon, Justin Timberlake.

According to a post from Just Jared, as the show neared the end of Williams’ segment, Norton asked the singer what was the best thing a fan has ever given him.

“Herpes,” Robbie said with a sly grin, as the host and Williams’ fellow guests burst into laughter. Timberlake hilariously followed up the quip by trying to slink away from his seated position, which was right next to the joker.

“Justin knows you can’t get it twice,” Williams retorted.

null

As the second bough of laughs came through Norton’s studio, Robbie continued on with his real answer to the inquiry. However, he warned all in attendance that the true tale of his most interesting fan experience was a lot worse than the “jovial” STD remark.

“I’ll get in a lot of trouble for telling this story,” Williams acknowledged as he pushed forward. “So back in the day, I was renting a castle.”

“Of course you were,” Norton shot back, which, of course, brought forth more chuckles from the studio audience. After a beat, Robbie continued on.

“I was renting it… to [rehearse] for a tour. And I was in this big room, in this castle, and I had gone to sleep. [The next morning], I woke up in my bed and I was cognizant, but I hadn’t opened my eyes yet. And I was getting confused because I could’ve sworn that somebody was in the room with me.”

Robbie goes on to explain that he initially believed the presence he felt belonged to a housekeeper, which was eased on by the fact that he sensed the person to be cleaning up his quarters. After he finally opened his eyes, he saw a woman with a feather-duster standing at the foot of his bed.

“She could’ve been anywhere from 28 to 58,” Williams relayed, “and she had this headset on [that was connected to a] cassette player. Now, we were well [into] the days of CD’s at this time, and I was like, ‘wow, this situation is really odd.'”

As he made small talk with the unknown female in his room, Robbie alleges things got even weirder.

“So, I look at her and I go, ‘[are you] alright?,’ and she said, ‘[I’m] alright.’ And she looked on the floor where my underpants were, and she went, ‘Calvin Klein’s?,” and I went, ‘yeah,’ and she went, ‘pu**y.'”

And then, the situation took a turn from odd to downright dirty.

robbie williams
Entertainers Anna Kendrick, Justin Timberlake ('Trolls') and Daniel Radcliffe ('Harry Potter') were also on Norton's show that evening. [Photos by Gareth Cattermole & Andreas Rentz/Getty Images]

“And she went,” according to Robbie, “have you got morning glory?”

For those who need a Brit-to-American translation, “morning glory” is what most men know as “morning wood,” or the erection that occasionally occurs within the first few minutes of awakening.

“And this is back in the day when I had morning glory, so I [looked under my sheet] — yeah!”

Robbie then said that the woman unabashedly asked if he would like some “manual assistance” while in that state, which sent Kendrick, who was there with Timberlake to promote the animated Trolls, and Radcliffe into near-hysterics. His response to the intruder’s query, however, pushed the actors into a mix of both shock and near-hysteria.

“So, I’m a creative fellow,” Williams stated of how he felt at that moment, “and I’m really young, and I can close my eyes and pretend it’s… somebody else. So, I was like, ‘yeah, go on, then.'”

The adult-themed act, which Robbie jokes was emotionally degrading (“I felt defiled,” he says with mock sadness), was still on his mind later that night, when he came face-to-face with the female caretaker of the castle he was staying in.

“I said [to her], ‘your cleaner’s weird,’ and she said, ‘what do you mean?'”

When Williams repeated himself, he quickly learned why he probably shouldn’t have been so curious about the helpful “maid.”

“She said, ‘we don’t have cleaners on Wednesday,” he recounted, which caused waves of discernible shock to come from the audience (as well as Norton and the other celebs on his couch).

“Just somebody who walked in off the street with a feather duster [had] come up and gave me a handj*b, and then left!”

Fast forward about three years later, and once again, the subject of Williams’ NSFW interaction would come up during a conversation with members of his band. This time around, however, he would find out that the moment was not as secret as he initially thought.

“My guitarist went, ‘that’s Maureen from the pub! She said she did that, but nobody believed her!'”

All of the men on stage, minus Williams, crack up at the story, whereas Kendrick simply can’t believe what she just heard.

Check out the funny moment here.

[Featured Image by Daniel Liebl/Getty Images]