Bacon Scented Air Spray. Need we say more?

So you’re a die-hard geek who reads ebooks on your electronic devices and gadgets, but your kindle or iphone are starting to feel stark and impersonal.

You miss the smell of opening that new paper based book for the first time, crave the tactile experience of feeling the texture of the paper between your fingers as you turn the pages and the scents and sounds of bacon frying as you read your morning paper seem like a distant memory. Well you don’t have to miss that any more. A company called Smell of Ebooks has a solution for those of you craving to replace some of the ambiance of the cellulose/analog book reading past.

The company has released a collection of aerosol sprays in different aromas that you use to accompany your ebook reading time.

Smell of Books is compatible with a wide range of e-reading devices and e-book formats and is 100% DRM-compatible. Whether you read your e-books on a Kindle or an iPhone using Stanza, Smell of Books will bring back that real book smell you miss so much.

Of course, we here at the Inquisitr are absolutely Freaking Out over the Crunchy Bacon Scented aroma. If we could, we’d order a truckload of this bacony goodness. We’d use it in ways it was never meant to be used, like a couple of spritzes under our arms before heading out to that all important business meeting, we’d spray it on our kids and even on our private parts to enhance our stamina during that 4 hour passion filled love-marathon for a mindblowingly memorable experience that would be the topic of lore and legend for countless generations to come…

Awww, heck, someone please make this bacon scented spray real.

Smellofbooks, Via agentmlovestacos.