I'm scared. Is this checkmate for the human race?
Years ago, when the giant conspiracy that has been revealed through the DNC email leaks was only a theory, I'd read about it on these technicolor blogs with all these hilarious details added for effect: "They must be aliens! No, no -- they're actually reptiles!"
All these details were added because the sweet, innocent blogger couldn't believe an actual human would do this to the planet (although they would have a field day with the pictures going around today of her reptilian breathing hole). But the basic facts were right. When I read those blogs, I remember thinking to myself that if this is true, and everyone finds this out, there is going to be a mass uprising like the world has never seen.
An oligarchy, they said. That was back when the word was weird and new. I remember looking it up. All the power going to just a few, it read. Wow, I thought. If this is true, that means there's no democracy in America, or indeed, the world. That means the planet is run by a secret faction of people whose agenda is to enslave the whole planet to their war and oil agenda.
Well, that day came. Everyone found out.
And all they want to do is make sure I vote for the oligarchy's queen.
Touché, oligarchy, touché. I have to admit, your strategy has been brilliant the whole time, and I have no idea why I was so naive to think that your constant brainwashing of people through the media would suddenly wear off.