Artist Wants to Change His Name to “In God We Trust”

An “artist” from Zion, Illonois is to appear in court next month with an application to change his name to the 1950’s introduced US motto “In God We Trust.”

Steve Kreuscher, a 57 year old school bus driver told local media that the name change is the only way he can be fully free to embrace his true personality.

He went on to say the words perfectly symbolize his life because his belief in God helped him survive depression, divorce and a home invasion.

Um…yeah….