Emo Kylo Ren Tweets From The Dark Side [Spoilers]
If you’ve seen the new Star Wars film, you know that Kylo Ren is a man with a lot of feelings that he tries his best to cover up. [If you haven’t seen it, stop reading here, because this article contains spoilers.] When all those feelings come together, he makes a pretty good villain, one on his way to leading on the legacy of Darth Vader on the dark side.
In homage to Ren’s emotional state and penchant for black clothing, one Twitter fan has created a profile for “Emo Kylo Ren,” whose Twitter name is @KyloR3n. The character uses this page to outlet some of his feelings, just like an Emo teenager.
For starters, he obviously has some major issues with his parents.*applies black eyeliner*
my parents don't understand me and i hate them
*applies black helmet*— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015
mom please don't even pretend you know what I'm going through right now
also we are out of conditioner— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015
fine I will go to the dance dad
but I will not dance
I will wear a dark peacoat and stand in a corner with hux passing judgment on everyone— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 23, 2015
dad the wookiee used all my garnier fructis
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 23, 2015
just once i wish my dad would respond to "I love you" with "I love you too"
mom too for that matter— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 23, 2015
my dad owns too many vests
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015
He also used this outlet to explain his obsession with becoming like his grandfather, Darth Vader. Ren has a creepy obsession with living up to the legacy Vader left to the dark side. At one point in the movie, we see him talking to the burned helmet of Vader, discussing his weaknesses and how he needs the strength the carry on.Darth Vader had no father
I envy him— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015
This made for some pretty good jokes about how his unhealthy obsession with Darth Vader a little too much. Read the tweets below.
a thing a lot of people don't realize about darth vader is what a way with words he had
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 23, 2015
i miss darth vader every day but i've never even met him
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 23, 2015
grandpa
does my hair look okay— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015
*places Darth Vader's burned-out helmet on piano*
*painstakingly picks out the piano part to 'my immortal' with one finger*— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015
*sets Vader breathing as his text message tone*
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015
The architect of this stunt also came up with some pretty good one-liners about Kylo Ren’s untamed power. In the film, he’s considered the most powerful user of the force and goes uncontested until Rey fights him near the end of the film.
Emo Kylo Ren is a little bit ditzy with his powers of the force. Read his tweets below.
sorry Rey no bottle openers
but don't worry i know this great Force trick
*concentrates fiercely*
"Kylo this one is a twist-off"— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 23, 2015
*force-opens the door for you when you're too far away so you have to run for it*
you're WELCOME!— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015
i should warn you that am very strong in the force
*tries to force-pull the cap off a pen*
*can't*— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) December 22, 2015
This is by far one of the best Star Wars parody Twitter accounts made. It brings in the right amount of humor, while still touching on some important character traits from Star War’s newest villain, Kylo Ren.
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