‘Subway Jared’ Memes Have Already Begun On Twitter After Jared Fogle Child Porn Probe
No sooner than news broke about Subway pitchman Jared Fogle being investigated for child pornography claims did Twitter seize the trend and start the jokes about the serious subject matter. According to Twitter, Jared already has nearly 100,000 tweets about the fact that Fogle’s home was raided, and many of those tweets aren’t just news reports and photos of the raid.
Oh no Subway. Oh no. #Jared pic.twitter.com/z6rU9754uh
— tombo (@TommyFromNC) July 7, 2015
Some are using the news to write about all the Subway stuff that will have to change in light of Jared’s child porn probe by police. One such advertisement is one that pitches “Subway Kids,” telling parents they can bring their kids’ meal to life by allowing them to play “Jared’s Pants Dance game” and to watch cool videos.
What the hell, Jared
— Just Lisa (@forensiclisa) July 7, 2015
Others are merely using Twitter to express their outrage about the man whom they’ve come to see as the face of Subway, ever since Jared dropped from 450 pounds to around 190 pounds — all from walking to his local Subway and eating only their food for a time. Jared became the ultimate real-life success story for weight loss gained by healthy eating and increased activity.
Reading between the lines who didn’t see this coming? http://t.co/MW5dVRco91 #JaredFogle
— Robert Hardcastle (@BobbyHardcastle) July 7, 2015
But now, as reported by FOX 59, it’s Jared and his Jared Foundation connections that are coming under fire — along with a former director, named Russell Taylor. The 43-year-old tried to kill himself in jail recently, and now faces 7 counts of producing child pornography.
Jared’s new whip. #Subway pic.twitter.com/yKZYHGX3u3
— Scott McClellan (@bamasevere) July 7, 2015
Perhaps the horrific nature of seeing a supposed trustworthy figure being potentially involved in child pornography is what causes folks to take to Twitter to deal with the emotions such a shock can cause.
SPOILER! “Jared’s Journey” doesn’t end well, for him or @Subway. pic.twitter.com/8PHQXlQgMa
— Scott Wooledge (@Clarknt67) July 7, 2015
One particular image of Jared exiting a police truck is causing concern.
Yo is that a footlong cold cut combo in Jared’s pants or did the Feds catch him at just the right time? #subway pic.twitter.com/XVz2PMHBih
— Vince Ostrowski (@VJ_Ostrowski) July 7, 2015
And the Dateline NBC Chris Hansen “To Catch a Predator” memes aren’t far behind on Twitter.
“Why don’t you have a seat, Jared” #subway pic.twitter.com/YvpKLJsx67
— Totes McGotes (@TotesMcGotes) July 7, 2015
As reported by the Inquisitr, Jared was being detained outside his house as police served warrants.
State police say labrador they’re using is just 1 of 3 in nation able to detect electronics. #Subway #Jared @rtv6 pic.twitter.com/VMKcY2350r
— Eric Cox (@EricRTV6) July 7, 2015
[Image via Twitter]
