Woman Blames Big Breasts For Poor Driving, Charged With DUI

When Marueen Raymond, 49, was pulled over for reckless driving, she told officers that the problem wasn’t that she had had too many drinks, it was that she had big breasts.

The Huffington Post reports that Raymond was pulled over after driving 50 mph in a 35 mph zone near, swerving over the double yellow line, and parking across two spaces at a Walgreens. When police pulled her over to do a few sobriety tests, Raymond insisted that it was her big boobs that were making her wobble, not the alcohol.

In the complaint, the officer wrote:

“When I told her we were going to do some roadside tasks she told me that I needed to understand that she is big chested and if I asked her to close her eyes and balance she is not going to balance well. She told me ‘Big breast you don’t balance well.’ When I told her she had to keep her hands at her side she stated ‘hell no, not with these.’ Telling me again she can’t do it, not with her big boobies.”

When the officer asked her if she had any injuries, Raymond said that she suffered from whiplash and big boobies. When the officer asked her to walk a straight line, Raymond started to dance. And to top it off, Raymond started to strip to show evidence of her big breasts before officers put her in the back of the squad car.